My elementary school teachers always taught me that if any document has misspelled words and bad grammar in the business world, they refuse to read it. Because that kind of nonsense is “unacceptable.”
I just found 2 misspelled words and a few instances of bizarrely incoherent sentences in one page of my online classes.
Like, why am I even doing this? I feel like I can’t even trust that this stuff is educational anymore. LOL high school, yay.
I can’t believe I just spent the past few hours replacing the f-words in a dubstep song with quotes/noises of Skeletor from He-Man and Masters of the Universe.
Actually I can believe that.
What is my life
People, I’m actually kind of excited for Tumblr being down tomorrow.
I could get so much accomplished.
Don’t worry, guys, cutting off government spending on PBS is not going to keel it.
What Romney said:
We are all “children under the same God”—as our Declaration of Independence and American Pledge traditionally states—meaning that all human beings are equal and deserve equal rights.
What the Internet heard:
“The audacity that he would mention God! We don’t all believe in God! How dare he shove his beliefs down our throats like that, oh my goodness”
These comments amuse me because they typically come from the same people who go ape, raving, mad when pro-choice advocates and homosexuals aren’t 100% socially accepted.
DOUBLE STANDARDS, YOU GUIZE.
which, pff, I do none of this poetry stuff, but I was actually quite tolerant of how this turned out, and the teacher only read to the class the poems about autumn and nature and crap; so here, Tumblr, have this!
No sign of intelligent life on the planet
And a petty cowboy endangering the galaxy
Insisting our hero stay shipwrecked and stranded
With myths of toys, laser blasphemy.
No time to loose, must save the vicinity
For Star Command with not a flaw
He saves his arm and dignity,
The chosen one by master Claw.
Speeding home by rocket-van
Our hero sees that all the while
No friend has proven more worthy than
The cowboy himself who helped “fall with style”
Inseparable as an ionic bond
To infinity and beyond
<!— This is probably saying nothing different than all my past text-posts of indecisive rambling and overanalyzing the physics of life, so please feel no obligation to read. —>
I’ve been thinking a lot about “web programming.” For a while there I was torn between art-related fields (web design) and code-abounding fields (programming). As I’ve been following various Tumblr workers for their geeky humor and smartness, the term “web programming” kept appearing before my curious eyes; I eventually realized zOMG WEB PROGRAMMING is like web design and programming COMBINDED omgsh.
SO after consulting with the Internet, I’m pretty certain Computer Science would be the proper field to plan on studying in college next year. As possible as it is to get a web development/programming job with just self-education and experience, I think it’s important to learn the complete “science” of computers in their entirety as well. And I want to learn all that stuff. I’m just concerned about my ol’ brain… It’s a very difficult field, so I hear. I’ve already been consumed with schoolwork most my life, and I haven’t worked with digital graphics nearly as much as I’ve wanted to. What if 4 years of intense math studies renders me a complete robot?! So I greatly hope and pray that I end up in a program that would allow me to use all sides of my brain, the arts and the codes, because I’m still very interested in design, and I don’t want to be a socially-retarded techno hermit!!
Oh gawd, but now I am in one of the most intense, life-determining eras of life! It’s time for college-and-scholarship-applying! And I haven’t done anything yet! Aw crap~!