1. "How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."

    ―Henry David Thoreau

    (I’d say this applies to every school paper I have ever written.)
  2. "Allows user to take easy, hands-free photos at any time by just screaming as loud as possible"
  3. "I’m not a g͎̝l͓̣͉̂̔̓̆͆ͬi̘̫̜̺͌t͖̤̓ͮ͆c̬̲̯̜̭͖̼ͦĥ̤͖̼͔! I just h̶a̵v̧e̛͠͠ p̩̪̭̟̝ͥ̈́͊ͧ̓̀̚î̡̖̥̰̩̥̯ͩ̾x̗ͣͪ̑ͩͭͥͨe̘͎̩ͨͨl̰͍̮̉̆͗e̷͓̦̙̼͇͙ͤ͑̑̈ẍ͙̖̤̙́̈͆̕ḭ̩̻͉ͤ̎̿a͇͔͙͡."

    ―Vanellope Von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph
  4. "Well, I’m 17 and I’m crazy."

    ―Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
  5. "I think this is what sports is like"

    ―Peter on caring about which browser people use (via jacob)
  6. "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"

    ―Patrick Star
  7. "What? What am I ‘bound to be feeling?’ People don’t think anymore. They feel. … One of the great problems of our age is that we are governed by people who care more about feelings than they do about thoughts and ideas. Thoughts and ideas. That interests me. Ask me what I’m thinking.
    …And I think I am fine."

    ―Iron Lady
  8. "Easter means you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. #HeLives"
  9. "Michael [Jackson] was charming, sweet, lovely – but damaged."

    ―Elton John
  10. "Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love."

    ―Emma Watson